if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

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princeowl:

calling cops pigs is really offensive. pigs are kind, gentle, intelligent creatures. don’t compare them to cops

nadeki:

noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: 

me: 

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME

  • what she says: you can touch my hair if you want
  • what she means: please for the love of god play with my hair feel how soft it is i will roll over into your lap like a kitten